If you've ever looked at your jokes and thought, "Wow, not even a laugh track could smooth over how terrible this is," there is a solution to your completely legitimate first-world problem. I'm a writer and editor who specializes in extracting the sweet, sweet humor nectar from that big beautiful comedian brain of yours.

I cover a wide spectrum of humor:

adult    ●    family-friendly    ●    goofy    ●    crude    ●    dark    ●    witty    ●    characters    ●    impressions    ●    parody/satire    ●    and oodles more!

I also help with structure, getting set-up and payoff just right, and providing honest feedback on whether your jokes are bombs, or da bomb. And for an extra fee I won't use 90s slang.

With several writing awards to my name and more than six years' formal experience as a writing instructor/editor, I can help you become the comic extraordinaire your parents always hoped you'd never be.

Rates
Rates run on a per-project basis to match your budget and project scope. Basic stand-up rates are as follows: 

Editing - $10 per 5 min. of material
Bring me your stand-up material and I will work through your set minute-by-performance-minute.

Original jokes - $45/5 minutes of material
Yes, I can write you YOUR OWN CUSTOM SET. Perfect for showcasing your delivery without stressing about the content.